Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Eeeyer.

I'm home on a school day. Bet! You all wanna kick my bloody daring sicko head, right? Hahaha. My "rash allergy" was blamed on Softball (the PE one laa!). I was hoping that the "lucky coin" Ahma and i bought from Kampong Glam would work and miraciously produce me an MC to excuse me from PE. But alas. (lol. i'm acting cute hor) No. But my daddy agreed to write me an Mc.

Sorry but i'm laughing at siew chi now. My Learning Journey was fun laa. Won't elaborate beacuse me horoscope told me to act mysterious. Yes. I'm reading LIFE! while you all read CHEMISTRY!

ahaha. so funny!

I"m currently on Ebay, surfing for a cute outfit for Monday!!!!!!!!!! Up to now, i can't find anything cute. PEople coming MUST be wowed! by my outfit. But nooooooo.

Crappers are creepers.
But i'm not, right? *wink*


Taken from www.Shimmeringgraphix.com

Ever Wonder?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don’t you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid madewith real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’tthey make the
whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

havinglotsafun at 7:37 PM